<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" >
<title>Blog posts for humor</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com"/>
<updated>1969-12-31T16:00:00Z</updated>
<author>
 
    						<name>humor</name>

  						</author>
<id>http://humor.outblogger.com/</id>
<entry>
<title>Happy Mother's Day</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2821"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2821</id>
<updated>2007-05-13T10:07:59Z</updated>
<summary>MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE&#38;nbsp; &#38;nbsp; &#38;quot;If you&#38;#39;re going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!&#38;quot; MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION&#38;nbsp; &#38;nbsp; &#38;quot;You better pray that will come out of that carpet!&#38;quot; MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL&#38;nbsp; &#38;nbsp; &#38;quot;If you don&#38;#39;t straighten up, I&#38;#39;ll knock you into next week!&#38;quot; MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC&#38;nbsp; &#38;nbsp; &#38;quot;Because I said so, that&#38;#39;s why!&#38;quot; MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT&#38;nbsp; &#38;nbsp; &#38;quot;Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you&#38;#39;re in an accident</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Football - Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2736"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2736</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:35:12Z</updated>
<summary>20</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>All Time Shortest Books</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2735"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2735</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:34:37Z</updated>
<summary>Beauty Secrets, by Janet RenoHome Built Airplanes, by John DenverHow To Get To The Super Bowl, by Dan MarinoThings I Love About Bill, by Hillary ClintonMy Life&#38;#39;s Memories, by Ronald ReaganThings I Can&#38;#39;t Afford, by Bill GatesThings I Would Not Do For Money, by Dennis RodmanThe Wild Years, by Al GoreAmelia Earhart&#38;#39;s Guide To The Pacific OceanAmerica&#38;#39;s Most Popular LawyersDetroit - A Travel GuideDr</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Top 20 Things To Do In The Drive In</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2734"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2734</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:33:48Z</updated>
<summary>Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>The Gun Was Loaded With Blanks</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2733"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2733</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:31:55Z</updated>
<summary>A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Better Things In Life</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2732"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2732</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:30:18Z</updated>
<summary>A father passing by his son&#38;#39;s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Newly Discovered Computer Viruses</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2731"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2731</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:28:39Z</updated>
<summary>The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Pick Up Lines Gone Wrong</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2730"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2730</id>
<updated>2007-05-07T06:26:50Z</updated>
<summary>HE: I&#38;#39;m a photographer I&#38;#39;ve been looking for a face like yours!SHE: I&#38;#39;m a plastic surgeon</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>How To Spot A Rich Guy</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2140"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2140</id>
<updated>2007-04-11T06:05:08Z</updated>
<summary></summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Funny Blogs</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2084"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2084</id>
<updated>2007-04-07T08:02:34Z</updated>
<summary>Here Are A Couple Of Other Funny BlogsThe Insane MembraneSay No to CrackHumor-Blogs</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Water Bed Prank</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2051"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2051</id>
<updated>2007-04-05T06:45:36Z</updated>
<summary></summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Spiders On Drugs</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2026"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=2026</id>
<updated>2007-04-03T09:29:08Z</updated>
<summary></summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Dirty Joke: Women's Anatomy</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1238"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1238</id>
<updated>2007-02-01T04:54:20Z</updated>
<summary>Why do woman have large breatsts and tight pussies?&#38;nbsp;Because most men have tiny penises and big mouths</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Cat's Creed</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1119"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1119</id>
<updated>2007-01-14T15:53:03Z</updated>
<summary>My human will never let me eat his pet hamster, and Iam at peace with that</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>High Blood Pressure</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1074"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1074</id>
<updated>2007-01-07T16:22:53Z</updated>
<summary>When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, &#38;quot;High blood pressure, Doc</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Thank God</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1068"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=1068</id>
<updated>2007-01-06T17:10:08Z</updated>
<summary>There was a yound man who was purchasing a horse from a preacher</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=945"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=945</id>
<updated>2006-12-19T22:43:01Z</updated>
<summary>Mint Flavored Birth Control PillThe Cadbury's Candy Co</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Funny Short Jokes</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=829"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=829</id>
<updated>2006-12-09T20:07:13Z</updated>
<summary>1</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>This is why the south gets a bad reputation</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=795"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=795</id>
<updated>2006-12-06T21:58:45Z</updated>
<summary>When I read the headlines this morning and saw &#38;quot;Man fined for puzzling hotel pig toss,&#38;quot; I just knew this had to be one of the southern states</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Children Should Be Encouraged To Pick Their Nose</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=64"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=64</id>
<updated>2006-05-26T07:44:08Z</updated>
<summary>This Australian doctor says it is healthy to pick your nose and eat your buggers</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Raid - Gets Rid Of Pests - All Kinds</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=63"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=63</id>
<updated>2006-05-26T07:36:11Z</updated>
<summary>The Raid website at www</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Buried Alive - Almost</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=36"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=36</id>
<updated>2006-05-20T08:48:06Z</updated>
<summary>What a place to take a nap, inside a coffin</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>You've Gotta Be Pretty Dumb...</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=35"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=35</id>
<updated>2006-05-20T08:37:39Z</updated>
<summary>So, you go for a stroll through a Wal-Mart parking lot</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Thief Locks Himself In Van</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=31"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=31</id>
<updated>2006-05-18T00:05:15Z</updated>
<summary>Imagine the look on his face when he realized he was locked in</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Want To Smell Like Play-Doh?</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=26"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=26</id>
<updated>2006-05-16T05:14:53Z</updated>
<summary>In celebration of Play-Doh's 50th anniversary, Hasbro put out an &#38;quot;Eau de Paly-Doh</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Darwin Award Candidate - Paint Thinner vs. Cigarette</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=25"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=25</id>
<updated>2006-05-16T05:12:15Z</updated>
<summary>One of my favorite sayings is that it is better to have been thought an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>You Have a Right to Remain Silent</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=22"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=22</id>
<updated>2006-05-15T05:17:04Z</updated>
<summary>This phrase takes on an entirely new meaning after reading this article</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Police Investigating Horse Manure Theft</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=19"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=19</id>
<updated>2006-05-14T14:18:28Z</updated>
<summary>Imagine trying to explain this one to your kids, wife, lawyer or the bail bondsman</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Man Arrested After Developing Pot Plant Photos</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=14"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=14</id>
<updated>2006-05-12T05:48:36Z</updated>
<summary>After hearing stories where law enforcement were called in because someone developed photographs of their child naked or drinking a beer, I have always wondered what people are thinking when they take those types of photos to be developed, as if they can't know that someone might see them and take issue with them</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Arsonist Fish Dies In Blaze</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=13"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=13</id>
<updated>2006-05-10T10:58:02Z</updated>
<summary>There's nothing new to blaming our pets for things we have done or haven't done such as the dog that gets blamed for eating our homework</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Taste of Freedom</title>
<link href="http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=9"/>
<id>http://www.outblogger.com/blog.php?user=humor&amp;note=9</id>
<updated>2006-05-08T08:31:29Z</updated>
<summary>I've always heard of people becoming institutionalized if they are incarcerated for too long</summary>
</entry>
</feed>
