| 191 | Clean Funny Jokes, Cool Humor, Endless Fun From EntRainbow.com Preview: Huge archive of free jokes. You can find here cute jokes about marriage, love, hubby and wife, school and college, political, office humor and many more ! About the Author Huge archive of free jokes. You can find here cute jokes about marriage, love, hubby and wife, school and college, political, office humor and many more from EntRainbow.com!... (more) Published By: EntRainbow.com Submitted: 19 April,2004 |
| 192 | All That Flapping About Has To Stop Preview: What a pleasant man that Rick Stein is. Only the other night, as I tucked into Mrs Holmes’ latest offering and flicked through the channels before settling down with his show (yes, another TV dinner) was I really made aware of this. Pleasant-ish anyway. He seems a little heavy handed with his ingredients at times -when they’re still alive- for m... (more) Published By: Holmes Charnley Submitted: 20 April,2004 |
| 193 | The Ley Lines of a Semi-Retired Drainage System Preview: There seems to be at times, a fine line between enthusiasm and frenzied delight, and with Miranda Krestovnikoff, who presents BBC 2’s Hidden Treasure, that line is all too frequently blurred. Still, perhaps I’m being a little too hard on the poor girl. After all, it’s her enthusiasm that caused me to go out the other day and buy a metal detector... (more) Published By: Holmes Charnley Submitted: 20 April,2004 |
| 194 | Asylum Seekers: Now With Wings Preview: It seems inconceivable that a bird table could lead to thoughts about asylum seeking, but this seems to be the case. It all started innocently enough, of course. With winter now upon us, I thought it would be a nice idea to buy a bird table, to bring back memories of a childhood where my parents stuck some bacon rind up on a branch, bought me th... (more) Published By: Holmes Charnley Submitted: 20 April,2004 |
| 195 | The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story Preview: The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story By Rocky Ramsey My father has what can only be described as fantastically good luck or horribly bad luck. You'll have to be the judge with this one. This is a true story. Several months ago my parents went to a Biloxi casino and were waiting in line for breakfast. The casino, being thoughtful for its gues... (more) Published By: Rocky Ramsey Submitted: 22 April,2004 |
| 196 | Hazards of Extreme Camping Preview: Hazards of Extreme Camping By J. D. Adams Seeking direction as a youth, I bought a compass and wandered into the savage heart of the wilderness. Oregon's history came alive as I retraced pioneer trails and skied cross-country to skyline camps. Now, grizzled and trout revering, I offer this to show that extreme camping is so much more than surviv... (more) Published By: J. D. Adams Submitted: 23 April,2004 |
| 197 | Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Drinking Coffee Preview: After analyzing over 17,000 Dutch men and women, researchers recently concluded that those who drank seven or more cups of coffee a day were half as likely to develop type 2 diabetes than those who drank two cups or less. The study was led by Rob van Dam while at the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and Environment in Bilthoven. Order an... (more) Published By: Deb Voss Quail and Roxanne Vincent Submitted: 25 April,2004 |
| 198 | Save on Gas Prices Preview: ================================================================= Article Title: Save on Gas Prices Article Author: Rocky Ramsey Article Autoresponder: mailto:Gas@MoviesMoneyandMore.com Author Contact Email: mailto:rock@MoviesMoneyandMore.com Formatted to 65 Characters per Line Word Count: 426 words Category: Humor, General Copyright Date: 2... (more) Published By: Rocky Ramsey Submitted: 04 May,2004 |
| 199 | Postal Rates Going Up Again Preview: ================================================================= Article Title: Postal Rates Going Up Again Article Author: Rocky Ramsey Article Autoresponder: mailto:Postage@MoviesMoneyandMore.com Author Contact Email: mailto:rock@MoviesMoneyandMore.com Formatted to 65 Characters per Line Word Count: 446 words Category: Humor, Business Cop... (more) Published By: Rocky Ramsey Submitted: 04 May,2004 |
| 200 | Education enlarges us. Preview: Our education enlarges us. In days of old, when life was bold, And schools owned fields and land, We played serene, acted out our dreams, With nothing dangerous being banned, Now we roll in late, grossly overweight, If we even deign to show our faces, And the clipboard man with his cardboard plan, Puts us through our non sunburned paces, Now it a... (more) Published By: Malcolm James Pugh Submitted: 05 May,2004 |
| 201 | Mendacino Madness Millionaire Preview: We all want to be a millionaire and Cyril May has created a song that is called "Mendicino Madness Millionaire ". The song tells the story of a California man who inherited a farm and planted marijuana: "I could hardly wait ‘til I opened the gate turned the cows loose on their own And I planted marijuana in that rich red virgin loam" In the d... (more) Published By: VJ Gibson Submitted: 11 May,2004 |
| 202 | FUN LOOK AT A LADY HANG-GLIDER Preview: Women can be sports widows when husbands take to the tube, but what’s a man to do when his lady love is a hang-glider? Cyril May and Jack McDonald explore this question in their playful tune, Macho Mountain Mama on their CD, "Off The Beaten Track." ‘When warm winds from the valleys Sweep on up the mountain side When the thermals are a pumping ... (more) Published By: VJ Gibson Submitted: 11 May,2004 |
| 203 | Gas Pump Fever Preview: Recalling the gas crisis twenty years ago, a songster has created a song timely for today: Cyril May’s release "Gas Pump Fever" goes miles toward cheering us through the high prices and long lines: "Gas pump fever in the gas pump line This is gas pump fever time. And it doesn’t have a vaccination for your behind It’s mighty catching and its pure h... (more) Published By: Vijay Gibson Submitted: 11 May,2004 |
| 204 | Every Truck Lover’s Dream: Preview: Truck song of truck songs, "Holocaust Harry’s Hotpipe". The tune ignores the gas crunch and wallows is the notion of big powerful monsters beyond whatever the non-custom rigs can do. "Well I used to drive those regular trucks before I built this rig Back in the days when I was broke Before I made it big When I sucked dust behind Volvos And a... (more) Published By: VJ Gibson Submitted: 11 May,2004 |
| 205 | Spring Has Sprung Preview: This article may only be reproduced in its entirety, including the resource box and subscription information electronically or in print. A courtesy copy of your publication would be nice, too! Spring has sprung...like it or not... By Dan Reinhold The monster snowfall that covered many parts of New England is almost gone for good, except for some... (more) Published By: Dan Reinhold Submitted: 14 May,2004 |
| 206 | Love Sells Preview: This article may only be reproduced in its entirety, including the resource box and subscription information electronically or in print. A courtesy copy of your publication would be nice, too! Love Sells By Dan Reinhold It's true, you know. Love DOES sell. And I DON'T mean it as a synonym for that three-letter word you usually hear... I mean ... (more) Published By: Dan Reinhold Submitted: 27 May,2004 |
| 207 | Glastonbury Festival History: Losing the Main Stage Preview: Now then, the wonders of quagmires are a treat I have never encountered. I had the uncanny ability, as a youth, to attend Europe's premier music festival twice, and both times I stumbled upon a West Country heat wave. Yes, it's true; yours truly enjoyed the warmth of the sun and the cider tent on both occasions whilst at Glastonbury. For the ... (more) Published By: Holmes Charnley Submitted: 03 June,2004 |
| 208 | What's So Real About Reality TV? Preview: What's So Real About Reality TV? But some are "personal growth" shows By David Leonhardt Those people who defend the intrusive presence of a television in private homes always seem to cite "educational value" as its redeeming grace. They mention the documentaries they watch all the time...which explains why The Feeding Habits of the Gray-haire... (more) Published By: David Leonhardt Submitted: 08 June,2004 |
| 209 | Rock’s Oddball Celebrity News Preview: Rock’s Oddball Celebrity News By Rocky Ramsey According to an interview with Madonna on 20/20, she wants to change her name to Esther, because it’s a good Biblical name. Paris Hilton’s infamous Internet video has been released on DVD. It’s called “1 Night in Paris.” Barbra Streisand, that great humanitarian, sued a guy for $10 million last... (more) Published By: Rocky Ramsey Submitted: 26 June,2004 |
| 210 | Let The Kissing Begin Preview: Let The Kissing Begin By David Leonhardt Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks out with very few blood stains. All over a seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport ever? Some say "football". Some say "baseball". Canadians say "hocke... (more) Published By: David Leonhardt Submitted: 01 July,2004 |